Human fetus in a jar. 3700 abortions are performed every day in America.

Wombats are dingbats with a womb.  They are a loony lot, generally best left alone, but they have raised their empty heads to demonize Ron Paul for believing that human life begins at conception. It doesn’t matter to them if it does.  It’s their womb and they believe they have the absolute right to kill any blob of cells, zygote, fetus (or any other dehumanizing term for a baby you care to espouse) with the effrontery to take up residence in that hallowed refuge.

It doesn’t matter that modern birth control methods are just this side of completely effective. It doesn’t matter that wombats have control over whether or not they choose to have sex. It doesn’t matter that wombats happily support 3700 abortions every day in the United States. It doesn’t matter that if Roe v. Wade was overturned, it would still be open season on unborn babies in many states.

No, what matters is that they have wombs and they’re determined expel human beings from those cozy confines any time they get in the mood.

After all, wombats have a womb monopoly.

Wombats are perfectly happy to have their tax dollars spent on killing innocents with drone attacks, the suspension of habeas corpus, invasions of your privacy at airports, government agents kicking in doors and putting people in cages because the powers that be do not approve of what citizens put in their bodies, the assassination of US citizens by presidential edict as long as they can conveniently end unwanted pregnancies.

Wombats have standards.

Wombats cannot abide a candidate who believes in the sanctity of life. It’s just too 1812.